that’s a basic law of life

that’s a basic law of life

Eep thank-you for saying I'm pretty. Sorry this is probably annoying and all and thank-you for reblogging so many of my post you are super cool.

aworldofendlesswonder:

givebackmyskull:

aworldofendlesswonder:

givebackmyskull:

aworldofendlesswonder:

givebackmyskull:

aworldofendlesswonder:

Omg it’s fine!! nono it’s not annoying at all, and fgdjalakd aaaa thankyou omg! ;u; you’re super cool too!! ^w^

Eep. I would give you flowers or something if I wasn’t so busy burning them you wonderful person.

I am honoured and internally screaming at the title ‘wonderful person’ Omg u r hella

No u are hella. Hella cute.

trIES RTO SENT ENCE

FAILS TO EVNE WOR D THAN K YUO OH M Y GSHO!!! I feel like I’m just copying u if I say you’re hella cute too (I’m not I just sound like that when I talk to people online ;w; ) but you are I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

To be honest it is me copying you but I merely want to flatter you.

success has been reached friend, I am deeply flattered

I almost read that as flattened. Omfg what about the master replacing the shrinking dildo with a ROAD ROLLER

fame-and-cyanide:

a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster:

hiddlesisanerd:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

i would sell my soul to look like that in a bikini

Scarlett looks like I want to look in a bikini.

I want to BE on a beach with Scarlett in that bikini. 

fame-and-cyanide:

a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster:

hiddlesisanerd:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

i would sell my soul to look like that in a bikini

Scarlett looks like I want to look in a bikini.

I want to BE on a beach with Scarlett in that bikini. 

ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were
baking bad

ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were

baking bad

uncreativeart:

uncreativeart:

uncreativeart:

bara dwarves

bara dwarves in impractical female fantasy armor

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Eep thank-you for saying I'm pretty. Sorry this is probably annoying and all and thank-you for reblogging so many of my post you are super cool.

aworldofendlesswonder:

givebackmyskull:

aworldofendlesswonder:

givebackmyskull:

aworldofendlesswonder:

Omg it’s fine!! nono it’s not annoying at all, and fgdjalakd aaaa thankyou omg! ;u; you’re super cool too!! ^w^

Eep. I would give you flowers or something if I wasn’t so busy burning them you wonderful person.

I am honoured and internally screaming at the title ‘wonderful person’ Omg u r hella

No u are hella. Hella cute.

trIES RTO SENT ENCE

FAILS TO EVNE WOR D THAN K YUO OH M Y GSHO!!! I feel like I’m just copying u if I say you’re hella cute too (I’m not I just sound like that when I talk to people online ;w; ) but you are I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

To be honest it is me copying you but I merely want to flatter you.

bombing:

savannahdewbs:

bombing:

every post i make is 100% serious

"i’m going to fuck every volcano in the world" - Tumblr User Bombing

every post i make is 100% serious

fassbhender:

if you ain’t talking marvel I don’t wanna talk

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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singitforfrankiero:

Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin